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12.06.2025 03:05
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How AI chatbots keep you chatting - TechCrunch
No, not a chance
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Discovery of 100-million-year-old dinosaur eggs reveals life in Jurassic America - Earth.com
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Panama Canal boss warns MSC ports deal threatens principle of neutrality - ft.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Ryan Mountcastle To Miss 8-12 Weeks - MLB Trade Rumors
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Have you ever followed through being bi-curious?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
share office space ...
Pacers’ Tyrese Haliburton stuns Thunder in last second to open NBA Finals - The Washington Post
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
TSMC Sees Limited Tariff Impact on AI Strength - WSJ
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What are the best items to buy from a furniture shop?
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.